1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see = you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. =

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. =

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point = across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a = day.

7. Dogs find it amusing when you are not so sober

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ?If I died, would you get = another dog??

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them = away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a = pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just = think it's interesting.

13. If a dog leaves, it won't take = half of your stuff.

WH= O IS YOUR REAL FRIEND?

 

This really works...! =
If you don't believe it, just try = this experiment:
Put your dog and = your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open = the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?